Ahoy ye scurvy dogs and buxom beauties, clim' aboard and take o'er the indian ocean Gar!
The number of jokes that have been going around on Somali pirates are limitless, but some people just took it a notch higher. A mock website is hawking cruises between Kenya and Djibouti for tourists interested in experiencing the 'thrills' of being hi-jacked....a guaranteed adventure! http://www.somalicruises.com/ Its like a safari, only better!
Charges are USD 800 per day and even to make it more interesting, in the hoope of getting hijacked, passengers are encouraged to bring high powered weapons and if not, weapons are also available on board for rent.